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A volcano is a mountain with a hole in the top through which the inside of the Earth occasionally becomes the outside of the Earth. Geologists consider this the planet's way of showing its working.[1]

Unlike most mountains, which were pushed up from below, a volcano builds itself one layer at a time, entirely from rock it has melted down and poured over itself. It is, in this sense, the only mountain that is self-made, and it does not let the others forget it.

Classification

Volcanoes are officially classed as active, dormant or extinct. A volcano is active if it is erupting, dormant if it is not erupting, and extinct if it is not erupting with more conviction.[2]

The difference between dormant and extinct is decided by the International Panel on Volcanic Sleep, which meets at the foot of each volcano every thousand years and watches it carefully for a day. If nothing happens, the volcano is reclassified as extinct and the panel leaves quickly, just in case.

Lava

Lava is rock that has been heated until it is no longer prepared to be a rock. It flows downhill, because it is still, at heart, quite heavy. Once it cools it becomes rock again and never mentions the whole episode.

Lava is hot. Measurements taken over two centuries have repeatedly confirmed this, at a slightly increasing distance each time.

Ash

When a volcano erupts it can send a cloud of ash several kilometres into the sky. The ash eventually comes back down, which is the main thing everyone underneath it would like to know about ash.

See also

  • Mountain – a volcano that kept its lid on
  • Rock (rock) – lava, after it calmed down
  • Cloud – not to be confused with an ash cloud, which is less fluffy

References

  1. Magma, M. (2006). Hot Rocks and Where They Go. Crater Press.
  2. International Panel on Volcanic Sleep (1026; next edition 2026). "Minutes". Taken from a safe distance.
  3. Basalt, B. (2015). "Is It Still Hot? A Two-Hundred-Year Study". Journal of Backing Away 9.