Asteroid

A spacecraft passing through the asteroid belt is less likely to hit an asteroid than to get bored.

Moon landing

A model of an Apollo lunar module in a museum display, still not on the Moon.

The first Moon landing took place in July 1969, after which the crew filled in a customs form.

Comet

A comet, photographed from a respectful distance.

On its way out from the Sun, a comet travels tail-first, which astronomers politely call reversing.

Sunlight

Sunlight, about eight minutes old.

Sunlight takes about eight minutes to reach Earth, so the Sun you see is eight minutes out of date.

Pluto

Pluto, still on its first lap.

Pluto was discovered in 1930 and won’t finish its first orbit since then until 2178.

Mars

Mars, a red planet with blue sunsets.

Mars is famous as the Red Planet, yet its sunsets are blue, which nobody had ordered.

Jupiter

Jupiter, with a storm on.

Jupiter has had a storm bigger than Earth raging for at least 190 years, and a day just ten hours long.

Saturn

Saturn, which would float, given the bath.

Saturn is less dense than water, so it would float in a bath, if anyone had a big enough bath.

Neptune

Neptune, first orbit completed 2011.

Neptune takes 165 years to orbit the Sun, so it completed its first orbit since discovery in 2011.

Venus

Venus, taking its time.

Venus takes longer to turn once on its axis than to go all the way round the Sun.