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Tuesday is the day of the week that follows Monday. Scientists have confirmed that Tuesday will once again follow Monday this week, despite strong objections from people who had plans for Monday.[1]
Tuesday is the only day of the week that nobody has ever had a feeling about.
In October 2026 Tuesday followed Monday for a record-breaking consecutive week, as reported in Current non-events. Bookmakers have stopped taking bets.
Tuesday is not the start of the week, which is Monday, and not the middle, which is Wednesday. It occupies the space in between, much like the gap between a fridge and the wall: always there, rarely examined, full of things you forgot.[2]