Polar bear

A polar bear, white on the outside only.

A polar bear’s skin is black and its fur is see-through; it only looks white.

Frog

A frog, currently not frozen.

The wood frog freezes solid in winter, heart stopped, and thaws out in spring to carry on hopping.

Duck

A duck, echoing faintly.

A duck’s quack does echo; it was tested scientifically in 2003, because someone had to.

Camel

A camel, carrying fat, not water.

A camel’s hump is full of fat, not water, which surprises everyone except the camel.

Zebra

A zebra, unbothered by flies.

Zebra stripes seem to confuse biting flies, which cannot work out where to land.

Seahorse

A seahorse, father-to-be.

In seahorses it is the male that gets pregnant and gives birth, often to hundreds of babies at once.

Rat

A rat, waiting to be tickled.

Rats laugh when they are tickled, and have been taught to play hide-and-seek with people.

Narwhal

A narwhal, with its tooth out.

A narwhal’s tusk is a tooth that grows through its lip in a spiral, and was once sold as unicorn horn.

Horse

A horse, asleep standing up (allegedly).

Horses cannot be sick, and can doze standing up because their legs lock in place.

Dolphin

A dolphin, half asleep (the other half).

Dolphins sleep with one half of the brain at a time, and have whistles that work like names.