List of things that are wet
A complete list of everything that is wet, compiled by volunteers who are now also on it.
Kettle
A watched kettle never boils; it waits until you look at none of it, then boils while you fetch the milk.
River
Rivers flow to the sea because the sea is lower, and the sea is lower because that is where the rivers went.
Ocean
An ocean is a puddle that got planning permission and then kept going for several thousand miles.
Snow
Snow is rain that has given up and gone white; no two snowflakes are alike, but they all melt the same.
Puddle
A puddle is a small lake that has not been given planning permission, and is always one inch deeper than your shoe.
Cloud
Most clouds are found in the sky, where the clouds are; a cloud on the ground is called fog and is considered lost.
Water
Water is wet; a local man has reported this and further tests are pending, mainly because he keeps getting wet.
Rain
Approximately 100% of rain falls downward, with a margin of error of rain.