List of things that are soft
Softness is measured by pressing something with a finger and seeing whether the finger wins.
Lightning
Lightning never strikes the same place twice, because once struck, it isn’t the same place any more.
Fridge
People open the fridge every few minutes in case new food has arrived; it has never once arrived.
Pink
Pink is red that was told to calm down and, after a long sit in some white, mostly has.
Skyscraper
No skyscraper has ever scraped the sky, so engineers redefined it as tall enough for the lift to have music.
Dew
A lawn filmed for 300 nights showed a dry lawn, then a wet lawn, and in between, a lawn.
Tomorrow
Tomorrow has never been reached; every expedition to it has arrived at today and been asked to wait.
Midnight
Midnight lasts no time at all, yet it is the most widely attended event on the calendar.
Dot
In 1962 a bureau spent nine years on how big a dot can be; its report was a single full stop.
Beige
Beige is the colour walls go when nobody can agree, and it only exists while no one is looking at it.